Back in class evil 101 always had so much fun Though the one who adviesd me, openly despited me Still I always tried to be number one
I wanted a mentor to share my world view But I got a tomentor I was hates, true Now have one more chance and it could mean my advancement So there's only one thing I must do:
I must impress professor (He's got to be good) I must impress my professor misunderstood He needs validation for his evil creation) Like any good evil scientist would!
I-must-im-press my professor to be a success I will still be a flunky, a diplomaless monkey In eyes of this person who's opinion may worsen If evil invention is not great
I must impress my professor (Impress his professor) I must impress my professor (Impress his professor) I impress my professor before it's too late