Back in class evil 101 I always had so fun Though the one who adviesd me, openly despited me Still I always tried to be one
Well I wanted a mentor to share world view But I got a tomentor I was hates, it's true Now I have one more and it could mean my advancement So there's only one thing I must do:
I must impress my professor (He's to be good) I must impress my professor (He's misunderstood He needs validation for his evil Like any good evil scientist
I-must-im-press my professor to be a success Or I will still be flunky, a diplomaless monkey In the eyes of this person who's opinion may worsen If my evil invention is not great
I must my professor (Impress his professor) I must impress my professor (Impress professor) I must impress my professor before it's too late