==Eng Trans== My humble self is the funeral home's undertaker, and I humbly await the day to provide service to you. Let me make your body nice and clean, and allow me to examine you carefully.
My humble self the funeral home's undertaker, and I humbly accept your request for service. I will provide a handmade coffin, just for you, and you'll surely be with its comfort.
In the big moment of your life's conclusion, please allow my humble self to lend you a hand. I will paint it beautifully and lovably.
How fun! How fun! Being an undertaker is fun! Your body will be in my possession. There's no need to be troubled distressed, because you can always feel free to consult me.
My humble is the funeral home's undertaker, and I can also provide you some underground information. If you wish, I can use my pink bookmark and completely change your destiny.
Have some lukewarm black tea and freshly baked cookies, and let's slowly and leisurely have a chat. The price, is to give me the greatest laugh.
How fun! How fun! Being an undertaker is fun! Today, too, I'll have some fun with the corpses. There's no need for or money. Just let me induce you into an eternal slumber.
\"Now then, this is the special product I'll introduce today: a high-class coffin specially handmade by my humble self. The wood is first-class mahogany produced in Wales, and the futon is made from Yorkshire wool with a letter. In the coffin, your body will gently embraced by the countless white lilies placed around you. Ahehehehe...\"
In the big moment of your life's conclusion, please allow my humble self to lend you a hand. I will paint your body beautifully and lovably.
How fun! How fun! Being an undertaker is fun! Your body will be in my possession. There's no need to be troubled or distressed, because can always feel free to consult me.
Just let me induce you into an eternal slumber. Ahehehehe...