You Want History . Yesterday you lay awake on your bed And worked out you'd everything that you said That you'd do before you got to this age lord of the bored and a slave to the beige
It's a mystery It's a mystery You want some history It's a mystery
So last night you got up and out of this room The is peeling and covered in gloom But jaguar shoes is a place you can stare A procession of lessons what not to wear
It's a mystery It's a mystery You want history It's a mystery
Today while you shake off the debris All that is left is the vague memory Of down in the grout of a night on tiles It's hard to remember but totally worthwhile
It's a mystery It's a mystery You want some history It's a mystery
It's a waste of money you have to admit it's a waste of money you have to have it It's a waste of brains hard to resist If you wanted mystery you've blown it
It's a waste of money you have to admit If it's a waste of money you have to have it It's a waste of brains cells hard resist If you wanted history you missed
If the girls start moving the boys will start moving If the girls start moving the boys will join in