I wish you smelled a little funny Not just funny really bad We could roam the forever Just like cats but we'd never I sometimes wish you were a mermaid I could raise you in the tub at home could take a swim together On weekly day trips to the bay
Oh you and me It would be only you and me Oh and me It would be only you and me
I wish you were a little bigger Not just big but fat Doors you would no longer fit through In my bed you would have stay I often wish that you had feathers I'd keep you in a giant cage All day long I'd sit and watch you I'd sing for you that would be okay
People say there are plenty of fish In sea, baby, all I do is wish
I wish you were a little slower Not just slow but paralysed Then I could plug you into a socket you could never run away I really wish that you were smaller Not just small but really really short So I could put in my pocket And carry you around all day