I wish you smelled a little funny Not just funny bad We could roam the streets forever Just like cats but we'd never stray I sometimes wish you were a mermaid I could raise you in the at home We could take a swim together On weekly day trips to the bay
you and me It would be only you and Oh you and me It would be only you and me
I wish you were a little bigger Not just big but really fat Doors you would longer fit through In my bed you would have to stay I often wish that you feathers I'd keep you in a giant cage All day long sit and watch you I'd sing for you and that would be okay
People say there are plenty of fish In the sea, baby, I do is wish
I wish you were a little slower Not just slow but paralysed Then I could plug you a socket So you could never run away I really wish that you smaller Not just small but really really short So I could put you in my pocket And carry you around all day