I wish you smelled a little funny Not just funny really bad We could roam streets forever Just like cats but we'd never stray I sometimes wish you were a mermaid I could raise you in the at home We could take a swim together On weekly day trips to the
Oh you and me It would only you and me Oh you and me It would be only you and me
I wish you were a little bigger Not just big but really fat Doors would no longer fit through In my bed you would have to stay I often wish that you had feathers I'd keep you in a giant All day long I'd sit and watch you I'd sing you and that would be okay
People say there are plenty of fish In the sea, baby, all do is wish
I wish you were a little slower Not just slow but paralysed Then I could plug you into a socket So could never run away I really wish that you were smaller Not just small but really really short So I could put you my pocket And carry you around all day