I wish you smelled a little Not just funny really bad We could roam the streets forever Just like cats but we'd never stray I sometimes wish you were a I could raise you in the tub at home We could take a swim together On day trips to the bay
Oh you and me It would only you and me Oh you and me It would be only you and me
I wish you a little bigger Not just big but really fat Doors you would no longer fit through In my bed you would have to stay I wish that you had feathers I'd keep you in a giant cage All day long I'd sit watch you I'd sing for you and that would be okay
People say there are plenty of In the sea, baby, all I do is wish
I wish you were a little slower Not just slow but paralysed Then I could plug you into socket So you could never run away I really wish that you were smaller Not just small but really short So I could put you in my pocket And carry you around all day