I took her out, it was a Friday night I cologne to get the feeling right We started makin' out and she took off my pants But then, I turned on the TV
And that's about the time she walked away from me Nobody likes you when you're 23 are still more amused TV shows What the hell is ADD, my friends say I should act my age What's my age again? What's my age
Then later on, on the drive home I called her mom from a pay phone I said I was the cops and your husband's in This state looks down on sodomy
And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me Nobody likes you when you're 23 And are still more amused by prank calls What the hell is call ID, my friends say I should act my age What's my age again? What's my age again?
And that's about time she walked away from me Nobody likes you when you're 23 And you still act like you're in freshman year What the hell is wrong with me, friends say I should act my age What's my age again?
That's about the time that she broke up with me (what's my age again?) No one should take themselves so seriously many years ahead to fall in line would you wish that on me, I'll never wanna act my age What's my age again? What's my age again?