Any who lived around these parts or ever knew'd us Is well aware that you should never mess with the Tudors
My Grandad Henry Seventh, he beat King Richard That's him pictured, defeating the Tyke. He liked his name so much that to alive his memory He called his own son Henry, what he like? Everyone said Henry The Eighth was a baddy I have to agree, even though he was my daddy.
(Just popping out to chop wives ^^)
'Cos we're Tudors, Britain's biggest feuders And just like barracudas, we kill with methods foul. Tudors! Each enemy a Judas. At least we're not rude as Simon Cowell
My reign was quite notorous, I like to hunt and slaughter. But then you had a daughter, Mary was her name. It was a son I wanted, so I divorced her mother. wife two had another “A girl? Not again!” (“Oy! That's me you're talking about!”)
Tudor! Superior to you, duh! Who followed me as ruler? not to ask.
It must have been my laddie. Yes, sickly little Eddie ill and soon got dead-y And who came next?
Your daughters then took over. First came Bloody Mary My sister's rule was scary So all me.
Tudors! The history books reviewed us As nutters and big bruisers kill and cull
I never had an heir So our reign ended there We may not have been fair But we were never dull