[John Waters] Hi, I'm John Waters, and this is... The Creep.
[Lonely Island] When you're out in the club and you see fly girl Do the Creep (hah) Do the Creep (hah) And if you wanna make friends at the ATM Do the Creep (hoo) Do the Creep (hah)
[Andy Samberg] Well, we got a new so get up on your feet It's real easy to do, and it's called 'The Creep' Let your hands flap around like a Marionette Pop your knees up and down, sh-sh-shaking your neck
[Akiva Schaffer] Now pull your waistband up like you expectin' a flood And slick your hair down flat like it was covered in mud Trim up your pencil mustache and pop them peepers Put this in speakers; you a certified creeper.
[Lonely Island] When you see a country peach, laying out at the beach Do the Creep (hah) Do the Creep (hah) And when a fine PYT walks in front of your tree the Creep (hoo) Do the Creep (hah)
[Andy Samberg] I was six years old when I started creepin' My parents took it to their room and I started peepin' You can't imagine their surprise when they lifted their heads And saw my little ass creepin' at the foot the bed
[Akiva Schaffer] Yeah they knew I was a creep, since the day I was born Poppin' out my momma like some kettle corn Yeah the doctor my head and he started freakin' 'Cause I came out clean - and I came out creepin'!
[Nicki Minaj] When I was a girl, I creeped in the boys' locker room Hide deep inside - it was my little creep stalker room As they disrobed, I was oogling and oggling Little did they that for me, they were modeling And I would laugh, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, ha. And they dance, la-la-la-la-la-la-la, la. So pop-pop-pop your peepers, and tweak out your sneakers Don't sleep, come on get your Creep on with me!
[Lonely Island] Go on, get to sweatin' off a bride at her wedding Do the Creep (hah) And do the Creep (hah)
[Nicki Minaj] And when you sneak into wake, and you see a beefcake Do the Creep (hoo) And do the Creep (hah)
[Lonely Island] And when the judge is a hottie and you can't control your body Do the Creep Do the Creep (hah)
[Nicki Minaj] So, get your knees flexin', and your arms T-rexin',