You're one mean stripper with a microphone And I'd respect you more if you just off your clothes You're a waste of free minutes and a dance routine And your daddy had to buy the company
Guess I'll be bad guy So get mad at me I'm only sayin' what everybody thinks
[Chorus] You ain't no Madonna No you ain't no pop queen You're just a pre-Madonna suckin' up the Gotta shake that ass 'cause we know you can't sing You think that you're the real You're nothin' but a strip tease
can only listen to you in a magazine You're the reason there ain't music on MTV
And I a stack of ones, but it ain't for your CD I'm only sayin' what everybody thinks
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So take it off nice and slow Or take off my radio
You ain't Madonna No you ain't no pop queen You're just a pre-Madonna fuckin' all the paparazzi Gotta shake that 'cause we know you can't sing You think that you're the real deal You're nothin' but a strip tease