Short people got no reason Short people got no reason Short people no reason To live
They got little hands Little eyes They walk Tellin' great big lies They got little noses And tiny little teeth They platform shoes On their nasty little feet
Well, I don't want no short Don't want no short people Don't want no short people Round here
Short people are just the same As you and I (A fool such as I) All men are brothers the day die (It's a wonderful world)
Short people got nobody Short people got nobody Short people got nobody To love
They got little legs That stand so low You got to pick em Just to say hello They got little cars That go beep, beep, beep They got little voices Goin' peep, peep, peep They grubby little fingers And dirty little minds They're gonna get you every time I don't want no short people Don't want no short people Don't want no short people 'Round here.......