Toupe Or not to pay That is the question It refused to As it all turned grey William Shakespear's receeding hair Please excuse the pun It's hair today, gone tomorrow So be thankful For what locks you have Toupe Or not to pay That is the question And by way I just gotta say Thank the Lord I'm not going bald And if I quip curls and I, are just like heaven Cause rest assured, there'll be no parting there But should my head get bare Friar Tuck Heart chased a swallow It makes me smile Cause know just what I'd do Yeah, If I had more wigs than I knew what to do with I'd open up secondhand store And if you ever bald You'd recall it Cause I'd cleverly call it \"Rugs From Me To You\"