Toupe not to pay That is the question It refused to stay As it all turned grey Oh William Shakespear's hair Please excuse the pun It's today, gone tomorrow So be thankful For what precious locks you have Toupe Or not to pay is the question And by the way I just gotta say Thank the I'm not going bald And if I may quip My curls and I, just like heaven Cause rest assured, there'll be no parting there But should my head get bare Like Friar Tuck chased a swallow It makes me smile Cause I know just I'd do Yeah, If I had more wigs than I knew what to do with I'd open a secondhand store And if you ever went bald You'd recall it I'd cleverly call it \"Rugs From Me To You\"