If you visit American city, You will find it pretty. Just two things of which you must beware: Don't drink the water and don't breathe the air.
Pollution, pollution, They got smog and sewage and mud. Turn your tap and get hot and cold running crud.
See the halibuts and the sturgeons Being wiped out by Fish gotta swim and birds gotta fly, But they don't last long if they try.
Pollution, pollution, can the latest toothpaste, And then rinse your mouth with industrial waste.
Just go out for a breath of air, you'll be ready for Medicare. The city streets are really quite a thrill. If the hoods don't get you, monoxide will.
Pollution, pollution, Wear a gas mask and a veil. Then you can breathe, long as you don't inhale.
Lots of things there that can drink, But stay away from the kitchen sink. Throw out breakfast garbage, and I've got a hunch That the folks downstream will drink it for lunch.
So go to city, see the crazy people there. Like lambs to the slaughter, They're drinking the water And breathing (cough) the air.