Do you need a break from modern livin' ? Do you long to shed your weary load If your nerves are raw and your brain is fried Just grab a friend and take a ride, Together, upon the road on Maxie! A-hyuck!
All in all, I'd rather have detention All in all, I'd rather eat a toad And the old man drives, like such a klutz That I'm about to hurl guts, Directly upon the open road!
There's nothin' can upset me, cause now we're on our way Our trusty map will guide us straight and true
Roxanne please don't forget me, will return someday Though I may be in traction when I do!
Me and Max relaxin' like the old days is worse, than dragon breath and acne In a buddy-buddy kind of mode I'm so mad I think I may explode
When I see that highway I could cry Y'know thats funny, so could I
Just bein' out on the open road!
Howdy is this the way to Nashville? Watch it mac! Or you'll be gettin' towed! I'm in no hurry to arrive, cause I'll be turning 65 The next time I sees the open road!
Just a week rest and relaxation And the odd, romantic episode! Very odd!
Haha! And it's Cal-i-forn-i-a or bust! Look out you dirtbags, eat dust! From now on, I OWN the open road!
It's me and little Maxie, my pipsqeak pioneer They're partners forever westward ho! Yeehah! Could someone call taxi, and get me outta here To Beverly Hills, 90210? Oh, every day, another new adventure Every mile, another new ZIP code And the cares we had are gone for good And I'd go with them if I could I've no strings on me I'm fellin' fancy free How wonderful to beeeeee On the open roooooooooad!