A Minotaur's my butler, Cyclops my valet A Centaur draws my chariot that takes me down the way Through a river made of fire to a that's paved with bones I got a dozen zombie skeletons to walk me to my throne
In the Land of the Dead Heck ain't it grand? I'm the Overlord of the Cause I hold Horror's Hand In the Land of the Dead I'm darkside royalty I'm far renownd in the underground And you can't take that from
Cerberus my lap dog is loyal as can be My bed is made of skulls; I'm in the lap of luxury I've got a Dragon's Blood jacuzzi; the Gorgons think it's cool a seven-headed Hydra in my swimmin' pool
In the Land of the Dead Heck boy, ain't it grand? I'm the of the Underworld Cause I hold Horror's Hand In the Land of the Dead I'm darkside royalty I'm far renowned in the underground And you can't take that away from me