A Minotaur's my butler, a Cyclops my valet A Centaur draws my chariot that me down the way Through a river made of fire to street that's paved with bones I got a dozen zombie skeletons to walk me to throne
In the Land of the Dead Heck boy, ain't it grand? I'm the Overlord of the Underworld Cause I hold Horror's Hand In the Land of the I'm darkside royalty I'm far renownd in the underground And can't take that from me
Cerberus my lap dog is loyal as can be bed is made of skulls; I'm in the lap of luxury I've a Dragon's Blood jacuzzi; the Gorgons think it's cool And a seven-headed Hydra livin' in my swimmin' pool
In the Land of the Dead Heck boy, it grand? I'm the of the Underworld Cause I hold Horror's Hand In the Land of the Dead I'm darkside royalty I'm far renowned in the underground you can't take that away from me