A Minotaur's my butler, a Cyclops my valet A Centaur draws my chariot that takes down the way Through a river made fire to a street that's paved with bones I got a dozen zombie skeletons to walk me to my throne
In the Land of the Dead Heck boy, ain't it I'm the Overlord of the Underworld Cause I hold Horror's Hand In the Land of Dead I'm darkside royalty I'm far renownd the underground And you can't take that from me
Cerberus my lap dog is loyal as can My bed is made of skulls; I'm in the lap of luxury I've got a Dragon's Blood jacuzzi; the Gorgons it's cool And a seven-headed Hydra livin' in swimmin' pool
In the Land of the Dead Heck boy, ain't it grand? I'm the Overlord of the Underworld Cause hold Horror's Hand In the Land of the Dead I'm darkside royalty I'm renowned in the underground And you can't take that away from me