==Romaji== L「auauuu」L「1.2.1.2.3.Let's go!」 R「kagamine Len to asoboo ooooooooooo!!」
L「doomo boku desu kagamine Len desu toshi wa kotoshi de jyuu yon desu soro soro SHOTA tte iwareru nomo nenrei teki niwa kitsui kana tte oneechan ni soodan shita ra・・・・」
M「Leeen kun wa mada mada ikeruyo oo! se toka chicchai shi」
L「\"Nurse\"ni\"maid\"ni suku mizu miko fuku \"Master\"sukoshi kawatte ru? tte doo mite tada no hentai desu hontooni arigatoo gozai...」 L「utau no sukoshi nigate nanda kedo maki chirasu no nara makase te yo oo..tte iette iware mashita」
R&M「hito no yo wa kaku mo iki zurai boo soo shi tai toshi goro nano oo」
L「hoppeta puni puni turu peta... negi ga kirai toka itteru to o■■■ kara negi wo sashi chau zo o」 L「chotto nani suru no! sonna hiwai na kashi uta wase nai de yo 」 「VOCALOID wa suki desu ka?」 L「\"Master\"\"Master\" nee\"Master\"! boku no hanashi mo sukoshi wa kiite yo」 L「anone eeto ehehehe nani wo yuuka wasure chatta」 L「son na ni ijiru to koware chauyoo」 L「boku ga\"Master\"ni totte tokubetsu na sonzai de ari masu yooni」
M「a ...aaa eeto ehehe kono uta no kashi wa chirashi no ura desu tehe☆」
L「bokuno honki misete ageru yo!」
L「aa boku no uta goe ga yami wo terasu hikari to nari masu yoo ni aa boku no uta goe ga minna ni egao wo todoke masu yoo ni」
L「\"Master\"...moo \"GOAL\" shite ii yone...」 R「mada mada iki maaaasu」 L「(゚Д゚;;)ett?」
R「A.eeto kagamine Rin desu. fudan wa igai to yaruki ga nai desu mar bucchake \"Len\" ga nantoka shite kureru to omoun da nee Len?」
L「Σ(゚Д゚lll)fue!? 、 a...eeto...ano...」 R「chotto LEN!?son nan dakara itsu made tatte mo nano yo! wakatte ru?」 L「imi ga wakara na...」 R「Aar!?」 L「a...ie...」
L「hito no yo wa kakumo iki zurai boosoo shi tai toshi goro nano o」
L「\"Master\"saikin okashii yo do. dooshite son na ni iki ga arai no!? moshika shite sore ga koi tte yatsu desu ka!? kono hentai me!! desu gomen nasai boku no kutsu shita tabe nai de」 M「LEN kun \"Master\"wa shinshi san nanda yo」 L「...」 L「\"Master\"\"Master\"nee\"Master\" boku no hanashi mo sukoshi wa kiite yo \"Master\"moshika shite bokura wo sar eroge to omotte katta de sho? katta de sho? zuboshi de sho!? demo son na\"Master\"ga dai suki desu ...tte ie tte・゚・(ノД)・゚・。」 L「kore mo oshigoto dakara shikata nai yone...」
M「iyaaa shigoto erabe naku natta ra oshimai dato omoun dakedo ne」
L「yamete yo! sooyuu koto yuu no」
L「aa boku no uta goe ga kiseki okosu shirabe to nari masu yooni aa boku no uta goe ga minna ni shiawase hakobi masu yoo ni」
L「konna no moo tae rare nai boku niwa..」 L「\"Road Roller\"ga iru nda!!」
L「katsu zetsu warui shi se mo chicchai keredo sore demo boku wa itsuka rippa ni」
R「Len te joocho fuan tei dayo ne」
L「 nya nya nya...」
R「\"Last spurt\" !」M「ikuyo oo」
L&M&R「aa boku no uta goe ga yami wo terasu hikari to nari masu yooni」 L&M&R「aa boku no uta goe ga minna ni egao wo todoke masu yooni」
==Eng Trans== 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, Let's go Let's grab Kagamine Len and... Plaaaaayy !!
Hi it's me Kagamine Len This year I'm turning 14 I'm getting to a point where I shouldn't be called a \"shota\" but When I talked about it with Onee-chan...
Rin: you could still pull it off~ Since your so short~'
Nurse, maid, school swimming suit, priestess Master are you a bit, off ? ...uh No matter how you look at it he's just a pervert *scream* I'm a little bit bad at singing But don't worry, I'll sing around anyway ...is what Master made me say
Rin: 'Life is a difficult place to live He's at a age, where he just wants to go on a rampage'
Cheeks squish squish Flat-chest Flat-chest Flat-chest Flat-chest Flat-chest Flat-chest if you say you hate onions Then I'll stick a onion up your *** Hey, what are you doing?! Stop making me sing those perverted lines... Vocaloid is... V-Vo-Voc Do you like Vocaloid? Master Master Hey Master- !? Listen to what I have to say Ummmm, you know, ehehehehe. I forgot what I was going to say > ah, stop it~ ahha stop it~ If you touch me anymore I'll go crazy \"I wish I could become a special existence to my master\"
Miku: 'Ah, ahhh, ehehehehe, ummmm The lyrics of this song are... Behind The poster, tehee'
I'll show you my stuff !
Ahhh~ My singing voice will~ Lighten the darkness~ And become a shining light Ahhh~ My singing voice will~ Hopefully Bring happiness to eveyrone~
Master..can I...retire ..n..
Rin: 'Let's keep on going~ Ah, umm, Kagamine Rin Normally I don't feel like doing anything But, frankly, Len takes care of everything anyways Right Len ?'
Umm..uhhhh...ahhh...
Rin: 'Hey Len? It's cause your like that People still see you as a chicken You understand ?!'
Um, not really
Rin: 'AHHH !?'
Uh, nothing'
Life is a difficult pace to live~ He's at a age, where he just wants to go on a rampage~
Master, your acting strange nowadays W-why are you breathing so heavily ! Is that what you call \"love\" ? YOU PERVERT! > Ahhhh I'm kidding I'm sorry So please stop eating my socks~
Miku: \"Len, the master is a \"Gentleman\" you know?'
Master Master Hey Master !? Listen to what I have to say Master, did you Buy us thinking we were \"eroge\" [erotic game] ? I'm right aren't I !!? \"But, I still love the Master anyway\" what he made me say (cry)
I guess I can't help it since this is my job
Miku: 'Yeah~ well~ if you can't choose your job Then I think your [life's] practically over'
Stop ! Don't say things like that
Ah~ my singing voice~ Becomes a preperation~ To cause miracles~ Ah~ my singing voice~ Brings happiness to everyone~
I...can't take...this...anymore But..I have... The Road Roller !!!
I may be short and have bad vocals But I am a superb song
Rin: 'Len's pretty unstable~
Last Part!'
Miku: 'Let's go~ !'
All: Ahhh My singing voice will~ Lighten the darkness~ And become a shining light~ Ahhh My singing voice will~ Hopefully Bring happiness to everyone~