Wake up in the morning looking greener than Shrek Sleeping in a tub can really mess up your neck Before leave I stop and vomit up tequilla and glitter Im spending every morning with my head in the s**tter Got vomit in my hair But Im way too sick to care Im fallin down the stairs I pull myself off the floor Then Im almost at the door But my family is waiting for me Oh crap not again Its an intervention Its cool Im fine I can at any time
DAD Thats a lie You wont try Now youve made your mother cry. Look!
MOM o o o O o o o
KESHA Im outta here This is queer I just drank a couple beers
MOM Dont leave We love you We even hired Dr. Drew
DR. DREW This pattern needs to end
KESHA I think I have to puke again O o o o O o o
KESHA So, I decide to stay, but my head is still reeling they all go down the line talkin bout their feelings
BROTHER [reading] It makes me sad when I see brush your teeth with Jack Also you borrowed my gold bike and never gave it back
Stop showing off your butt Youre making young girls act like sluts And youre starting to get a beer gut
DR. DREW This behavior is a dead end P. Diddy is not your friend Youll end like Lindsay Lohan L-L-L-L-Lohan
KESHA This is whack I feel trapped
DR. DREW We just want the old Kesha back
KESHA Screw you Dr. Drew And your stupid camera crew
MOM Hey you Dont have to shout Were just trying to help you out
O o o o o o o
KESHA Okay Its time you know This is just a video I dont drink Or pee in Thats just what I want my fans to think Its all an act And in fact Its even in my contract