I'm tired of boys who make me They cheat on me and they tell me lies I want a love
who'll never stray When he sees other girls, he looks away And if never kisses me, well that's alright 'Cos we can just cuddle all night
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One, two, ready go You cry at movies, on our dates Romantic comedies sure are great But when you're sad dry your tears 'Cos I'll always think that you are fierce
I like cigarettes, and that's no gag But you'll always be my favorite fag You'll always my favorite fag You'll always be my favorite faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag
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