Fuck It's a waste of fucking time Fuck Santa He's just out to get dime, Fuck Holly and Fuck Ivy And fuck all that mistletoe White-bearded big bastards Ringing bells where you go And bloated men in shopping malls All Ho-Ho-Ho It's fucking Christmas time again!
Fuck Christmas a fucking Disney show Fuck reindeer And all that fucking snow Fuck carols And fuck Rudolph And stupid fucking nose And fucking sleigh bells tinkling Everywhere you goes Fuck stockings fuck shopping It just drives us all insane. Go tell elves To fuck themselves It's Christmas time again!