Fuck It's a waste of fucking time Fuck Santa He's out to get your dime, Fuck Holly and Fuck Ivy And all that mistletoe White-bearded big fat bastards Ringing bells e'er you go And bloated men in shopping malls All going Ho-Ho-Ho It's fucking Christmas time again!
Fuck a fucking Disney show Fuck reindeer And all that fucking snow Fuck And fuck Rudolph And his stupid fucking And fucking sleigh bells tinkling Everywhere you fucking goes Fuck stockings and shopping It just drives us all insane. Go tell the elves To fuck themselves It's time again!