Fuck Christmas! It's a waste of time Fuck Santa He's just out to your dime, Fuck Holly and Fuck Ivy And fuck all that mistletoe White-bearded big bastards Ringing bells e'er you go And bloated men in shopping malls All going Ho-Ho-Ho It's Christmas time again!
Fuck Christmas It's a fucking Disney Fuck reindeer And all that fucking snow Fuck carols fuck Rudolph And his stupid fucking nose And fucking sleigh bells tinkling you fucking goes stockings and fuck shopping It just drives us all insane. Go tell the elves To fuck themselves Christmas time again!