Fuck It's a waste of fucking time Fuck Santa He's just out get your dime, Fuck Holly and Fuck Ivy And fuck all that mistletoe White-bearded fat bastards Ringing bells where you go And bloated men in shopping malls All Ho-Ho-Ho It's fucking Christmas time again!
Fuck Christmas It's a fucking Disney Fuck reindeer And all that fucking snow Fuck carols fuck Rudolph And his stupid fucking nose And sleigh bells tinkling Everywhere you fucking goes Fuck and fuck shopping It just drives us all insane. Go tell the elves To fuck themselves It's time again!