Fuck Christmas! a waste of fucking time Fuck Santa He's just out to get your dime, Holly and Fuck Ivy And all that mistletoe White-bearded big fat bastards Ringing bells where e'er you go bloated men in shopping malls All Ho-Ho-Ho It's fucking Christmas time again!
Fuck Christmas a fucking Disney show Fuck reindeer And all that fucking snow Fuck carols And fuck Rudolph his stupid fucking nose And fucking sleigh bells tinkling Everywhere you goes Fuck stockings and fuck shopping It just drives us insane. Go tell elves To fuck themselves It's Christmas time again!