Fuck It's a waste of fucking time Fuck Santa He's out to get your dime, Fuck Holly and Fuck Ivy And fuck all that mistletoe White-bearded big fat bastards bells e'er you go And bloated men in shopping malls All going Ho-Ho-Ho It's fucking time again!
Fuck Christmas It's fucking Disney show Fuck reindeer And all that fucking snow Fuck carols And fuck Rudolph And stupid fucking nose And fucking sleigh bells tinkling Everywhere you fucking Fuck stockings and shopping It just drives us all insane. Go tell the elves fuck themselves It's Christmas time again!