We consider every a plus To spend it with a platypus If you wonder why we're ecstatic It's 'cause he's semi aquatic Our Ornithorhynchus anatinus Brings smiles the both of us Life's never fuddie duddy With our webfooted buddy When we're our teeth, It's better Tying our shoes, It's better Combing our hair, It's better we're a cheese sandwich and he's the cheddar our eyes, It's better Breathing in and out, It's better Sitting in a chair, It's better And taking a bath is just little bit wetter
Every day such a dream When you start it with a monotreme He's and he's beaver tailed and hairy
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