Hey girl I got somethin' real important to give you So just sit down and listen
Girl you know been together such a long long time (such a long time) And now I'm ready to it on the line (Wooow) You know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
A gift real special, so take off the top Take a look inside It's my in a box
Not gonna get you a diamond ring That sort of gift don't mean anything Not gonna get you a car Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills A girl like you needs somethin' real Wanna get you somethin' from the heart Somethin' special girl
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a babe It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' (yeah) And I got just the one, somethin' to show ya that you second to none
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress It's easy to do just follow these steps
1: Cut a hole a box 2: Put your junk in that box Make her open the box And that's the way you do it
It's my dick in a box... my dick in a box babe It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl Christmas; dick a box Hanukkah; dick in a box Kwanzaa; a dick in a box Every single holiday a dick in a box
Over at your parent's house a dick in a box Mid day at the grocery store dick in a box Backstage at the CMA's a dick in a box (yeah-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow)