Hey I got somethin' real important to give you So just sit down and listen
Girl you know we've been together such a long long time (such a long time) And now I'm ready to lay it on the line (Wooow) You know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide give you something so you know what's on my mind
A gift real special, so take off the top Take a look inside It's my dick in a box
gonna get you a diamond ring That sort of gift don't mean anything Not gonna get you a fancy Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills A girl like you needs somethin' real Wanna get you somethin' from the heart Somethin' special girl
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box babe It's dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' (yeah) And I got the one, somethin' to show ya that you are second to none
To all the fellas out there with to impress It's easy to do just follow these steps
1: Cut a hole in a box 2: Put your junk in that box 3: Make her open box And that's the way you do it
It's my dick in a box... my dick in a box babe It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl Christmas; dick in a box Hanukkah; dick in a box Kwanzaa; a dick in a box single holiday a dick in a box
at your parent's house a dick in a box Mid day at the grocery store a dick in a box Backstage at the CMA's a dick in a box (yeah-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow)