I brush my teeth and look in the mirror And laugh loud as I'm beaming from ear to ear I'd rather pick flowers of fights And rather than flaunt my style I'd flash you a smile of clean pearly whites
I've been to the dentist a times So I know the drill I smooth my hair Sit back in the chair But somehow still get the chills
\"Have a seat,\" he says pleasantly As he shakes my hand and practically laughs at me \"Open up nice and wide,\" he says peering in And with a smirk he says \"don't have fit, this'll just pinch a bit,\" as he tries not to grin
When hygienist leave on long vacations That's when dentists and lose their patience Talking only brings the on Because I say the stupidest things So if my result goes south I'll swallow my pride with an Aspirin And shut my mouth
Golf and don't mix And that's why I don't drink and drive Because good grief, I'd knock out teeth And have to kiss my smile goodbye
I've been to the dentist a thousand times So I know the I smooth my hair Sit back in the chair But somehow I still get the chills