Met a girl in the parking lot, And all I did was say, \"hello\", Her pepper-spray made it rather hard, For me to her home, But I guess that's the way it goes.
Tell me again was it love at first sight? When I walked by and you caught my Didn't you know love could shine bright? Well smile because you're a deer in the headlights!
Met a girl with a graceful charm, But when beauty met the beast, he froze, Got the sense I was not her By the black eye and bloody nose, But I guess that's the way it goes.
Tell me again was it love at first sight? When I walked by and caught my eye, Didn't you know love could shine this bright? Well smile because you're a deer in the headlights!
It's suffocating to say, But the female mystique takes my breath away, So carry a smile or give me sneer, I'm trying to guess here.
Tell me again was it love at first sight? When I walked by and you caught my eye, Didn't you know love could shine this bright? I'm sorry I ever tried, here in the headlights!
Tell me again was it love at first When I walked by and you caught my eye, Didn't you know love could shine bright? If life was a game you'd never play nice, If love was a beam you'd be blind in both eyes, Put your sunglasses on because you're a deer in the headlights!
You're a deer the headlights! You're a deer in the headlights!