Good dearly beloved We are gathered here today To watch two people we know make a big mistake They'll stand up at the alter And solemnly swear i do They'll be together forever 'til they find somebody new
daddy's in the front row Muttering oh no here we go again had a couple dates Now she's three months late And it's twenty buck a plate i oh:
Good morning, dearly beloved I'd like to welcome ya'll To see the side-effects of sex and alcohol Please bow heads and join me In a prayer for these two Who'll be together forever 'til they find somebody new
The bride is a flirt and the is worse As he's putting the ring on her He's checking out the bridesmaids Thinking that he might take The maid honor's honor, oh:
Welcome, dearly beloved We are here afternoon To throw rice as these two Drive down the road to ruin With cans tied to the bumper And a dragging muffler too They'll be together forever Until they somebody new
raise your glass and join me Here's to the bride and groom They'll be together forever 'til they find somebody new