Well I ain't never had a problem with California There's lot of good women, from Sacramento to Corona But them Hollywood types, after a while wear ya Strutin' in their size zeros, Skinny little girls no meat on their bones Never even heard of George Jones
CHORUS Ain't you glad we all California girls Ain't you glad there's still a few of us left, know how to rock your world Ain't to eat fried chicken and dirty dance to Merle Ain't glad we ain't all California girls
There ain't nothing wrong with plastic surgery Well, Dolly Parton never looked so good to me Everybody oughta exactly who they want to be But that Paris gets under my skin With her big fake smile and her painted on tan Never had chance at a real man