Well ain't never had a problem with California There's a lot of good women, from Sacramento to Corona But them Hollywood types, after a while wear on Strutin' in their size zeros, Skinny little girls no meat on their bones Never even heard of George
CHORUS Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls Ain't glad there's still a few of us left, who know how to rock your world Ain't afraid to eat chicken and dirty dance to Merle Ain't you glad we ain't all girls
There ain't nothing wrong with plastic surgery Dolly Parton never looked so good to me Everybody oughta be exactly who they want to be But that Hilton gets under my skin With her big fake smile and her painted on tan Never a chance at a real man