Well I ain't never had a problem with California There's lot of good women, from Sacramento to Corona But them Hollywood types, after a while on ya Strutin' around in their size zeros, Skinny little girls meat on their bones Never even heard of George Jones
CHORUS Ain't you glad ain't all California Ain't you glad there's still a few of us left, who know how to rock your world Ain't afraid eat fried chicken and dirty dance to Merle Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls
ain't nothing wrong with plastic surgery Well, Dolly never looked so good to me Everybody oughta be exactly who they want to be But that Paris Hilton under my skin With her big fake smile and her painted on tan had a chance at a real man