Well I ain't never had a problem with California There's a lot of good from to Corona But them Hollywood types, after a while wear on ya Strutin' around in their size zeros, Skinny girls no meat on their bones Never even heard of Jones
CHORUS Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls Ain't you glad there's still a few of us left, know how to rock your world Ain't afraid eat fried chicken and dirty dance to Merle Ain't you glad we ain't California girls
There ain't nothing wrong with plastic surgery Well, Dolly never looked so good to me Everybody oughta be exactly who they want to be But that Paris Hilton under my skin With her big fake smile and her painted on tan Never had chance at a real man