Well I never had a problem with California There's a lot of good women, from Sacramento to Corona But them Hollywood types, after a wear on ya Strutin' around in their size zeros, Skinny little girls no on their bones Never even of George Jones
CHORUS Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls Ain't you glad there's still a few us left, who know how to rock your world Ain't afraid to eat fried chicken and dance to Merle Ain't you glad we ain't all girls
There ain't nothing wrong with plastic surgery Well, Dolly Parton never looked so good to me Everybody oughta exactly who they to be But that Paris Hilton gets under my skin With her big fake smile and her painted on tan Never had chance at a real man