Bring that pecan pie Pour some sugar on it, sugar, don't be shy Scoop me up a mess of that chocolate swirl Don't be stingy, I'm growing girl
I offer big love with no apology How can I deny the world the most of me I am not to throw my weight around Pound by pound by pound
Because I'm big, blonde and beautiful Face the fact, the simply irrefutable No one wants a meal that offers the least When girl, we're serving the whole damn feast
Slice me off a piece of that hog head cheese The take a look inside my book of recipes Now, don't sniff around for something fluffy and light We need a man who brings a man-size
I'll use a pinch of sugar and a dash of spice I'll let you lick the spoon because it tastes so nice We'll keep it in the oven 'til it's and hot Keep on stirring 'til it hits the spot
Because I'm big, blonde and beautiful There's nothing about us that's unsuitable Why sit in the bleachers, and afraid When Edna, you look like the whole parade
They say white has might and thin is in Well, that's just bull Cause ladies, big is back and as for black It's beautiful
All shapes and sizes, follow me Who wants a when you can climb the whole tree Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Prove it baby, prove