Devil: Once knew a girl Her name was Barbara Cutest muffin you have ever seen Livin' in St. Louis Chase Hotel Lord: I know place D: And she lived there With her mommy and her daddy And her little brother Skipper Who just thirteen Backup Devilettes: Just thirteen
Went to Church every morning Said their Prayers real loud every night She was the best little girl In the whole damn town
Lord: Watch Devil
Sorry, Lord But you know I'm right You know I'm right
One in the lobby I whispered in her ear \"Honey it's too hot today to go to school Whyn't you call up that cute little lifeguard? He's out by hotel pool\"
They drank all her daddy's whisky And they took all her pills They were found the next day Drowned in their own vomit [Angels gasp] Poor little Poor little fool