Devil: Once knew a girl Her name was Barbara Cutest little muffin you have seen Livin' in St. Louis Hotel Lord: I know the place D: And she lived there With her mommy and her daddy And her little brother Skipper Who was thirteen Backup Devilettes: thirteen
D: Went to Church every morning Said their Prayers real loud every night She was the best little girl the whole damn town
Lord: Watch it, Devil
Devil: Sorry, Lord But know I'm right You know I'm right
One morning in the lobby I whispered in her ear it's too hot today to go to school Whyn't you call up cute little lifeguard? He's out by the hotel pool\"
They drank all her daddy's whisky And they took her mama's pills They were found the next Drowned in their own vomit [Angels gasp] Poor little fool Poor little fool