Devil: Once knew a girl Her name Barbara Cutest little muffin you have ever seen Livin' St. Louis Chase Hotel Lord: I know the place D: And she lived there With her mommy and her daddy And her little Skipper Who was just thirteen Backup Devilettes: Just thirteen
Went to Church every morning Said their Prayers real loud every night She was the best little girl In the damn town
Lord: Watch it, Devil
Sorry, Lord But you know I'm right You know I'm right
One morning in the I whispered in her ear \"Honey it's too hot today to go to school Whyn't you call up that cute little lifeguard? He's out by the pool\"
They drank her daddy's whisky And they took all her mama's pills They were found the next day Drowned their own vomit [Angels gasp] Poor little fool Poor little fool