Devil: Once knew a girl name was Barbara Cutest little muffin you have ever seen Livin' in St. Louis Chase Hotel Lord: I know the place D: And she there With her mommy and daddy And her little brother Skipper Who was just thirteen Backup Devilettes: Just thirteen
D: Went to Church every Said their Prayers real loud every night She was the best little girl In the whole town
Lord: Watch it, Devil
Devil: Sorry, Lord But know I'm right You know I'm right
One morning the lobby I whispered in her ear \"Honey it's too hot today to go to Whyn't you call up that cute little lifeguard? He's out by the hotel pool\"
They drank all her whisky And they took all her mama's pills They were found next day Drowned in their own vomit [Angels gasp] Poor little fool Poor little fool