Devil: Once knew a girl Her name was Barbara Cutest little muffin you have seen Livin' in Louis Chase Hotel Lord: I know the place D: And she lived there her mommy and her daddy And her little brother Skipper Who was just thirteen Backup Devilettes: Just thirteen
D: Went to every morning Said their Prayers real loud every night She was the best little girl the whole damn town
Lord: Watch it, Devil
Sorry, Lord But you know I'm right You know I'm right
One morning in the lobby I whispered in her ear \"Honey it's too hot today to to school Whyn't you call up that cute little lifeguard? He's out by the hotel
drank all her daddy's whisky And they took all her mama's pills They were found the next day Drowned in their own [Angels gasp] Poor little fool Poor little fool