[Hook n Eminem] The way you shake it I can't believe it I ain't never seen a ass like that The way you move it You make my pee pee go Da-doing doing doing
I don't believe it It's almost too good to be true I ain't never seen a ass like that The way you move it You make my pee pee go Da-doing doing doing
[Verse 1]: The way she moves she's like a belly dancer She's shakin that ass to the new nelly jams I think someone's at the door, but I don't think i'ma answer Police saying freeze...da-doing doing doing What do you mean freeze? Please I'm a human being I have needs, I'm not Not till I'm finished pee-ing I am not resisting arrest, I am agree-ing Mister officer, I'm already on my knees I can't get on the ground any further it's impossible for me And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee Pee, pee, yes I make R'n'B I sing song that ringy chong Ching chong chong chong ching Psyche, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid If I offend, I'm sorry please please forgive For I am Triumph the Puppet Dog, I am a mere puppet I can get away with I say and you will love it
[Hook n Eminem] The way you shake it I can't believe it I ain't never seen a ass like that The way you move it You make my pee pee go Da-doing doing doing
Jessica simpson looks oh so temptin Nick I ain't never seen a ass like that Everytime I see the show on MTV My pee pee goes Da-doing doing doing
[Verse 2]: and Ashley used to be so wholesome Now they gettin older they startin to grow bum-bums I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn Police saying freeze...da-doing doing doing What do you mean freeze? Jeez, I just got my seat I have tickit, look I put it away my zipper zipped Please do not remove me from this movie theater please I did not even get to see Mary-Kate's shower scene I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene And don't treat me like I'm Pee Wee Herman This movie is PG mister officer I demand to see my attorney I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free Free, yes, free, right back on the streets What you mean my lawyer is with Michael He's too busy, I'm Triumph Britney Spears has shoulders like man And I can say that and you laugh Cos there's a puppet on my hand [ha-ha-haaaaa]
[Hook n Eminem] The way you shake it I can't believe it I ain't never seen a ass like that The way you move it You make my pee pee go Da-doing doing doing
Hilary Duff is Not quite enough so I ain't never seen a butt like that Maybe next year I'll say ass And she'll make my pee pee go Da-doing doing doing
[Verse 3]: The way she moves she dances like a gogo In that video she \"Get Out\" you boso, \"I need a new boyfriend, Hi my name is JoJo\" Police saying freeze...da-doing doing doing What do you mean freeze? My computers will be seized And my keys to my ranch, I just baked cookies Mister officer, lookie, take a whiff of these Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this Nobody is safe from me, no not even me I don't even know if I can say the word pee-pee Pee, on the radio, but I think I did Janet, is that a breast? I think I just saw a tit! Psyche, I joke, I joke, I keed, I keed I don't think my joke is working, I must Quick, get to the chopper, everybody get down I'm not Triumph, I'm Arnold, get down
[Hook n Eminem] The way you shake I can't believe it I ain't never seen a ass like that The way you move it You make my pee pee go D-doing doing doing
So Gwen Stefani Will you pee-pee on me please? I ain't never seen a ass like that Cos the way you move it You make my pee-pee go D-doing doing doing