I gotta figure out where keeps the dynamite. I'll get some measuring tape, so I can time it right. I know it's dangerous, I know you're thinking I am a fool. But it's the only chance I'll get to look so cool. (look so cool)
Hey, look at me casually walking away, like action movie hero boy slo-mo, everything glowing and blowing to bits right behind me.
You see it all the time in theaters the silver screen, like when the good guy blows the bad guy's house to smithereens. I a movie making camera and a dozen grenades. I'm looking I got the stuff, I got the spiffy shades. (spiffy shades)
Hey, look at me casually walking like action movie hero boy in slo-mo, everything glowing and blowing to bits right behind
I am aware it's just a movie I'm aware it's a cliche I am aware I'm being stupid I'm aware of that, but hey
This is just something I gotta do.
Hey, look at me casually stumbling down like action movie blooper reel in slo-mo, everything and blowing to bits, including me.