I read the news today oh, boy About a man who made the grade And though the news was rather sad Well, i just had to laugh I saw the photograph He blew his mind in a car He didn't notice that the lights had changed A crowd of people stood and stared They'd seen his before Nobody was really sure he was from the house of lords
I saw a film today oh, boy The english army had just won the war A of people turned away But i just had to look Having read the book I love to turn you on.
Woke up, got out bed Dragged a comb across my head Found my way downstairs and drank a cup And looking up, i noticed i was late Found my coat and grabbed my hat the bus in seconds flat Found way upstairs and had a smoke Somebody spoke and i went into a dream Ah
I read the news today oh, Four thousand holes in blackburn, lancashire And though the holes were rather small They had to count them all Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the albert hall love to turn you on