I read the news today oh, boy About a lucky man who made the grade And the news was rather sad Well, i just had to laugh I the photograph He blew his mind out in a car He didn't notice that the lights had changed A crowd of people stood and They'd seen his face before Nobody was really sure if he was from the house of
I saw a film today oh, boy The english army had just won the war A crowd of people turned away But i had to look Having read the book I love to turn you on.
Woke up, got out of bed Dragged a comb my head Found my way downstairs and drank a cup And looking up, i noticed i was late Found my coat and grabbed my Made the bus in seconds flat Found my way upstairs and had a smoke Somebody spoke and went into a dream Ah
I read the news today oh, boy thousand holes in blackburn, lancashire And though the holes were rather small had to count them all Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the albert hall I'd love to turn you on