Kikapoo
..::Jack Black (Narrator)::..
\r\nA long ass fuckin' time ago,
\r\nIn a town called Kickapoo,
\r\nThere lived a humble family
\r\nReligious through and through.
\r\nBut hey there was a black sheep,
\r\nAnd he knew just what to do.
\r\nHis name was young J.B.
\r\nAnd he refused to step in-line.
\r\nA vision he did see of
\r\nFuckin' rockin' all the time.
\r\nHe wrote a tasty jam
\r\nAnd all the planets did align.
\r\n
\r\n..::Jack Black (Son)::..
\r\nOh the dragons balls were blazin'
\r\nAs I stepped into his cave.
\r\nThen I sliced his fuckin' cockles,
\r\nWith a long and shiney blade!
\r\n'Twas I who fucked the dragon,
\r\nFuck a lye sing fuck a loo!
\r\nAnd if you try to fuck with me,
\r\nThen I shall fuck you too!
\r\nGotta get it on in the party zone!
\r\nI gots to shoot a load in the party zone!
\r\nGotta lick a toad in the party zone!
\r\nGotta suck a choad in the party zone!
\r\n
\r\nAHHHHHHH
\r\n
\r\n..::Meat Loaf (Father)::..
\r\nYou've disobeyed my orders, son
\r\nWhy were you ever born?
\r\nYour brother's ten times better than you,
\r\nJesus loves him more.
\r\nThis music that you play for us
\r\nComes from the depths of hell.
\r\nRock and roll's the devil's work,
\r\nHe wants you to rebel.
\r\nYou'll become a mindless puppet;
\r\nBeelzebub will pull the strings!
\r\nYour heart will lose direction,
\r\nAnd chaos it will bring.
\r\nYou'd better shut your mouth,
\r\nYou better watch your tone!
\r\nYou're grounded for a week with no telephone!
\r\nDon't wanna hear you cry,
\r\nDon't wanna hear you moan!
\r\nYou gotta praise The Lord when you're in my home!
\r\n
\r\n..::Jack Black (Son)::..
\r\nDio can you hear me?
\r\nI am lost and so alone...
\r\nI'm askin' for your guidance,
\r\nWon’t ya come down from your throne?
\r\nI need a tight compadre
\r\nWho will teach me how to rock.
\r\n
\r\nMy Father thinks you're evil,
\r\nBut man, he can suck a cock.
\r\nRock is not the devil's work,
\r\nIt's magical and rad.
\r\nI'll never rock as long as
\r\nI am Stuck here with my Dad...
\r\n
\r\n..::Ronnie James Dio (Dio poster)::..
\r\nI hear you brave young Jables,
\r\nYou are hungry for the rock.
\r\nBut to learn the ancient method,
\r\nSacred doors you must unlock.
\r\nEscape your father's clutches,
\r\nAnd this oppressive neighborhood.
\r\nOn a journey you must go,
\r\nTo find the land of Hollywood!
\r\nIn The City of Fallen Angels,
\r\nWhere the ocean meets the sand,
\r\nYou will form a strong alliance,
\r\nAnd the world's most awesome band!
\r\nTo find your fame and fortune,
\r\nThrough the valley you must walk.
\r\nYou will face your inner demons.
\r\nNow go my son and rock!
\r\n
\r\n..::Jack Black (Narrator)::..
\r\nSo he bailed from fucking Kickapoo
\r\nWith hunger in his heart.
\r\nAnd he journeyed far and wide
\r\nTo find the secrets of his art.
\r\nBut in the end he knew
\r\nThat he would find his counterpart.
\r\nRooooock!
\r\nRah-ha-ha-ha-hock.
\r\nRaye-yayayayaye-ya ROCK!!
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