We Wish You A Merry Christmas
We wish you a merry Christmas
\r\nWe wish you a merry Christmas
\r\nWe wish you a merry Christmas
\r\nAnd a happy new year
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\r\nPhineas: We wish you the best day ever
\r\nAnd hope all your Christmas endeavors
\r\nAre super-fun, amazing, and clever
\r\nAnd that your New Year's rocks, too!
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\r\nBoth Christmas trees and menorahs
\r\nIt can be confusing for us
\r\nWhen we break into a chorus
\r\nOf \"olé\" (iOlé!) and \"oy vey\" (Oy vey!)
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\r\nMajor Monogram: Good missions I'll give
\r\nTo Agents A through Z
\r\nCarl, get away from that punch bowl
\r\nI'm saving that for me
\r\nCarl: Sorry, sir...
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\r\nWe wish you a Perry Christmas
\r\nWe wish you a Perry Christmas
\r\nWe wish you a Perry Christmas
\r\nAnd a (Perry chitters) new year
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\r\nBaljeet: I wish for a calculator-
\r\nSlash-Hindi-English translator
\r\nTo find a common denominator
\r\nIn both of my tongues
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\r\nBuford: Good wedgies I'll give
\r\nTo all of you nerds
\r\nThat's how I say \"Merry Christmas\"
\r\nI ain't good with words
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\r\nDr. Doofenshmirtz: I wish you would let me rule you
\r\nIn evil I'm going to school you
\r\nI won't sugarcoat or fool you
\r\nYour New Year's looks grim
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\r\nI warn you, my new -inator
\r\nWill force you to serve me later
\r\nSo why not just choose to cater
\r\nTo my every whim?
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\r\nAll: We wish your every endeavor
\r\nMakes this the best Christmas ever
\r\nAnd we're all so glad that we will never
\r\nMention figgy pudding...
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\r\nDr. Doofenshmirtz: Oh, great.
\r\nWell now we've mentioned it.
\r\nMajor Monogram: You know, no one would have noticed if you'd have just kept your mouth shut.
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