Học Tiếng Anh Qua Bài Hát Có Phụ Đề: Tudors Song (ft. Martha Howe

Any one who lived around these parts or ever knew'd us
\r\nIs well aware that you should never mess with the Tudors
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\r\nMy Grandad Henry Seventh, he beat King Richard
\r\nThat's him pictured, defeating the Tyke.
\r\nHe liked his name so much that to keep alive his memory
\r\nHe called his own son Henry, what was he like?
\r\nEveryone said Henry The Eighth was a baddy
\r\nI have to agree, even though he was my daddy.
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\r\n(Just popping out to chop some wives ^^)
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\r\n'Cos we're Tudors, Britain's biggest feuders
\r\nAnd just like barracudas, we kill with methods foul.
\r\nTudors! Each enemy a Judas.
\r\nAt least we're not as rude as Simon Cowell
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\r\nMy reign was quite notorous, I like to hunt and slaughter.
\r\nBut then you had a daughter, Mary was her name.
\r\nIt was a son I wanted, so I divorced her mother.
\r\nThen wife two had another
\r\n“A girl? Not again!”
\r\n(“Oy! That's me you're talking about!”)
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\r\nTudor! Superior to you, duh!
\r\nWho followed me as ruler?
\r\nBest not to ask.
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\r\nIt must have been my laddie.
\r\nYes, sickly little Eddie
\r\nWas ill and soon got dead-y
\r\nAnd who came next?
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\r\nYour daughters then took over.
\r\nFirst came Bloody Mary
\r\nMy sister's rule was scary
\r\nSo all heil me.
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\r\nTudors! The history books reviewed us
\r\nAs nutters and big bruisers
\r\nWho'd kill and cull
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\r\nI never had an heir
\r\nSo our reign ended there
\r\nWe may not have been fair
\r\nBut we were never dull