Học Tiếng Anh Qua Bài Hát Có Phụ Đề: Like A Boss

Mr. Samberg, thanks for coming to your performance review.
\r\nNo problem.
\r\nSo you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?
\r\nAbsolutely, I'm the boss.
\r\nWell, so take us through a day in the life of, \"The Boss\".
\r\nWell the first thing I do is--
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\r\nTalk to corporate (like a boss)
\r\nApprove memos (like a boss)
\r\nRead a workshop (like a boss)
\r\nRemember birthdays (like a boss)
\r\nDirect work-flow (like a boss)
\r\nMy own bathroom (like a boss)
\r\nMicro-manage (like a boss)
\r\nPromote synergy (like a boss)
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\r\nHit on Deborah (like a boss)
\r\nGet rejected (like a boss)
\r\nSwallow sadness (like a boss)
\r\nSend some faxes (like a boss)
\r\nCall a sex line (like a boss)
\r\nCry deeply (like a boss)
\r\nDemand a refund (like a boss)
\r\nEat a bagel (like a boss)
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\r\nHarassment Lawsuit (like a boss)
\r\nNo Promotion (like a boss)
\r\n5th of vodka (like a boss)
\r\nShit on Deborah's desk (like a boss)
\r\nBuy a gun (like a boss)
\r\nIn my mouth (like a boss)
\r\nOh fuck man, I can't fucking do it, shit!
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\r\nPussy out (like a boss)
\r\nPuke on Deborah's desk (like a boss)
\r\nJump out the windows (like a boss)
\r\nSuck a dude's dick (like a boss)
\r\nScore some coke (like a boss)
\r\nCrash my car (like a boss)
\r\nSuck my own dick (like a boss)
\r\nEat some chicken strips (like a boss)
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\r\nChop my balls off (like a boss)
\r\nBlack out in the sewer (like a boss)
\r\nMeet a giant fish (like a boss)
\r\nFuck his brains out (like a boss)
\r\nTurn into a jet (like a boss)
\r\nBomb the Russians (like a boss)
\r\nCrash into the Sun (like a boss)
\r\nNow I'm dead (like a boss)
\r\n
\r\nUh huh. So that's an... average day for you then.
\r\nNo doubt.
\r\nYou chopped your balls off and died.
\r\nHell yeah.
\r\nAnd I think at one point there you said something about sucking your own dick?
\r\nNope.
\r\nActually, I'm pretty sure you did.
\r\nNah, that ain't me.
\r\nOK, well this has been eye-opening for me.
\r\nI'm the boss.
\r\nYa, I know, I got that. You said it about 400 times.
\r\nI'm the boss.
\r\nYa, ya, I got it.
\r\nI'm the boss.
\r\nNo, I heard you, see you later!
\r\n(like a boss)