Học Tiếng Anh Qua Bài Hát Có Phụ Đề: Japan

Whoa!
\r\nI can't believe we're in Japan!
\r\nLook at all the lights!
\r\nThe food!
\r\nThe people!
\r\nWow!
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\r\nWe're three cool white friends in Japan (Japan!)
\r\nWe've never been to Japan
\r\nSo we wrote a song about the three of us in Japan
\r\nAnd our label has to pay for it
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\r\nHere we are at our five star hotel
\r\nThe one from LOST IN TRANSLATION (In Japan!)
\r\nThe views are amazing
\r\nAnd their champagne waiting
\r\nBecause that's how we wrote it (Yummy!)
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\r\nAnd now the label has to pay for the video (yay!)
\r\nAnd pay for everything that we say (no matter what!)
\r\nFor example I'll be getting a massage right now
\r\nAnd I'll be drinking some sake (So expensive!) (Who cares?)
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\r\nHere we are at the most expensive sushi restaurant in Japan (mmm!)
\r\nAnd now we're at Tokyo Disneyland
\r\nAnd now we're in Hawaii for one random shot that our label has to pay for!
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\r\nCause we're three cool white friends in Japan (In Asia!)
\r\nThe fact that we're white isn't why we're friends
\r\nBut we are white, and we're friends (In Japan)
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\r\nAt this point in the video we'll be super drunk (WEEEE!)
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\r\nStanding near some kind of Dragon
\r\nAnd then we'll buy some stinky used girls panties
\r\nOut of one of those pervert vending machines
\r\nNow we've seen sumo wrestling live
\r\nUnless we get dropped by our label
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\r\nCause we're three white douchebags in Japan (That's us!)
\r\nIt's all part of our master plan
\r\nTo get some much needed R&R
\r\nAt the expense of Universal Records
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\r\nWow Look at all this Japanese money
\r\nIt's called Yen
\r\nI heard it's worth more than American money
\r\nLet's dump it in the river!
\r\n(phone rings)
\r\nMoshi Moshi
\r\nGuys it's the label
\r\nThis video's really expensive and-
\r\nBYE!!
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\r\nPokemon!
\r\nDump it in the River!
\r\nOur rental car!
\r\nDump it in the River!
\r\nThis old guy!
\r\nDump him in the river!
\r\nAnd now we're flying home first class!