In Heaven There Is No Beer
In Heaven there is no beer
\r\nThat's why we drink it here
\r\nAnd when we're all gone from here
\r\nOur friends will be drinking all the beer.
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\r\nIn Heaven there is no wine
\r\nSo we drink till we feel fine
\r\nAnd when we leave this all behind
\r\nOur friends will be drinking all the wine.
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\r\nIn Heaven there is no fear
\r\nSo we worry too much here
\r\nAnd we drink ourselves full of beer
\r\nTo help us when we deal with the fear.
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\r\nIn Heaven there are no drugs
\r\nThat's why we hang with thugs
\r\nAnd when the Lord pulls the plug
\r\nAll the thugs will still be selling drugs, yeah.
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\r\nThugs and drugs
\r\nBeer...
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\r\nIn Heaven there is no sex
\r\nSo let's do that next
\r\nAnd when our muscles no longer flex
\r\nSomeone else will be having sex.
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\r\nIn Heaven there are no wars
\r\nOr cars, or movie stars
\r\nAnd when we no longer are
\r\nThe world will probably still be having wars.
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\r\nWhat the heck! Yeah!
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\r\nSex and war,
\r\nBars and cars.
\r\nDrugs, thugs,
\r\nAnd delicious food.
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