I you smelled a little funny Not just funny really bad We could roam the streets forever Just like cats but we'd never stray I sometimes wish you were a mermaid I could you in the tub at home We could take a swim together On weekly day trips to the bay
Oh you and It would only you and me Oh you and me It would be only you and me
I wish you were a little bigger Not just but really fat Doors you would no longer fit through In my bed you would have to stay I often wish that you had feathers I'd keep you in a cage All long I'd sit and watch you I'd sing for you and that would be okay
People say there are plenty of fish In the sea, baby, all I do is wish
I wish you were little slower Not just slow but paralysed Then I could plug into a socket So you could never run away I really wish that you were smaller Not just small but really really short So I could put you my pocket And carry you around all day