I wish you smelled a little funny Not just funny really bad We could roam the forever Just like cats but we'd never stray I sometimes wish you a mermaid I could raise you in the tub at home We could a swim together On weekly day trips to the bay
Oh you and me It would be only you and me Oh you and me would be only you and me
I wish you were a little bigger Not just big but really fat Doors you would longer fit through In my bed would have to stay I often wish that you had feathers I'd keep you in a giant cage All day I'd sit and watch you I'd sing for you and that would be okay
People say there are of fish In the sea, baby, all I do is wish
I wish you were a little slower just slow but paralysed Then I could plug you into a socket So you could never run away I wish that you were smaller Not just small but really really short So I could put you in my pocket And carry you around all day