I you smelled a little funny Not just funny really bad We could roam the streets forever Just like cats but we'd never stray I sometimes you were a mermaid I could raise you in the tub at home We could take a swim together On weekly day trips to the bay
Oh you me It would only you and me Oh you and me It would be only you and me
I wish you were a little bigger Not just big but really fat you would no longer fit through In my bed you would have to stay I often wish that you had I'd keep you in a giant cage All day long I'd sit and watch you sing for you and that would be okay
People say there are plenty of fish In the sea, baby, all I do is wish
I wish were a little slower Not just slow but paralysed I could plug you into a socket So you could never run away I really wish that you were smaller Not just small but really short So I could put you in my pocket And carry you around all day