I wish you smelled a little funny Not funny really bad We could roam the streets forever Just like cats we'd never stray I sometimes wish you were a mermaid I could raise you in the tub at home We could take a swim together On weekly day trips to the bay
Oh you me It would be you and me Oh you and me It would be only you and me
I wish you were a little bigger Not just big but really Doors you would no longer fit through In my bed you have to stay I often wish that you had feathers I'd keep you in a giant cage All day long I'd sit and watch you I'd sing you and that would be okay
People say there are plenty of fish In the sea, baby, all I do is
I wish you were a little slower Not just but paralysed Then I could plug you into a socket So you could never run away I really wish that you were smaller Not just small but really really short So I could put you my pocket And carry you around all day