I took her out, it was a Friday night I wore to get the feeling right We started makin' out and she took off my pants But then, I turned on the TV
And that's about time she walked away from me Nobody likes you when you're 23 And are still more amused by TV shows What the hell is ADD, my friends say I act my age What's my age again? What's my age
Then later on, on the drive home I called her mom from a pay phone I said I was the cops and your husband's in jail This state looks down on sodomy
And that's about the time that bitch hung up me Nobody likes you when you're 23 And are still more amused by prank calls What the hell is call ID, my friends say I should act my age What's my age again? What's my age again?
And that's about the time she walked away from me Nobody likes you you're 23 And you still act like you're in freshman What the hell is wrong with me, my friends say I should act my age What's my age again?
That's about the time that she broke up with me (what's my age again?) No one should take themselves so With many years ahead to fall in line Why would you wish that on me, I'll never act my age What's my age again? What's my age again?