Toupe Or not to pay is the question It refused to stay As it all turned grey Oh William Shakespear's hair Please excuse the pun It's hair today, gone tomorrow So be thankful For precious locks you have Toupe Or not to pay That is the question by the way I just gotta say Thank Lord I'm not going bald And if I may quip My curls and I, are just like heaven Cause rest assured, be no parting there But should my get bare Like Friar Tuck Heart chased a swallow makes me smile Cause I know just what I'd do Yeah, If I had more wigs than I knew what to with I'd open up a secondhand store And you ever went bald You'd recall it Cause I'd cleverly call it \"Rugs From Me To You\"