Back in evil 101 I always had so much fun Though the one who adviesd me, openly despited me Still I always tried to number one
Well I wanted a mentor to share my world view But I got a tomentor I was it's true Now have one more chance and it could mean my advancement So there's only one thing I must do:
must impress my professor (He's got to be good) I must impress my professor (He's misunderstood He needs validation for his evil Like any good evil would!
I-must-im-press my professor to be a success Or I will still be a flunky, a diplomaless monkey In the eyes this person who's opinion may worsen If my evil is not great
I must impress my professor (Impress his professor) I must impress my professor his professor) I must impress my professor before it's too late