Back in class evil 101 I always had so much fun Though the one adviesd me, openly despited me Still I always tried to be number one
Well I a mentor to my world view But I got a tomentor I was hates, it's true I have one more chance and it could mean my advancement So there's only one thing I do:
I must impress my professor (He's got to be good) I must impress my professor (He's misunderstood He needs validation for his creation) Like any good evil scientist would!
I-must-im-press my professor to be a success I will be a flunky, a diplomaless monkey In the eyes of this person who's opinion may worsen If my evil invention not great
I must impress my professor (Impress his professor) must impress my professor (Impress his professor) I must impress my professor before it's too late