Học Tiếng Anh Qua Bài Hát Có Phụ Đề: Glitter Puke (Tik Tok Parody)

Wake up in the morning looking greener than Shrek
Sleeping in a tub can really mess up your neck
Before I leave I stop and vomit up and glitter
Im spending every morning with my head in the s**tter
Got vomit in my hair
But Im way too sick to care
Now Im fallin down the stairs
I pull myself off the floor
Then Im almost at door
But my family is waiting for me
crap not again
Its an intervention
Its cool Im fine
I can stop at any time

DAD
Thats a lie
You wont try
Now youve made your mother cry. Look!

MOM
o o o O o o o

KESHA
Im outta here
This is queer
I just drank a couple beers

MOM
Dont leave
We love you
We even hired Dr. Drew

DR. DREW
This pattern
needs to end

KESHA
I think I have puke again
O o o o O o o o

KESHA
So, I decide to stay, but my head is still reeling
Then they all go down the line talkin bout their feelings

BROTHER [reading]
It makes me sad when I see brush your teeth with Jack
Also you borrowed gold bike and never gave it back


Stop showing off your butt
Youre making young girls act like sluts
And youre starting to get a beer gut

DR. DREW
This behavior is a dead end
P. Diddy is not your friend
end up like Lindsay Lohan
L-L-L-L-Lohan

KESHA
This is whack
I feel trapped

DR. DREW
We just want the old Kesha back

KESHA
Screw you
Dr. Drew
And your stupid camera crew

MOM
Hey you
Dont have to shout
just trying to help you out

O o o o O o o o

KESHA
Okay
Its time you know
This is just a video
I dont drink
Or pee in sinks
Thats just what I want my fans to think
Its all an act
And in fact
even in my contract

FAMILY
O O O O O O