Học Tiếng Anh Qua Bài Hát Có Phụ Đề: Funny Happy Birthday Song

Once a year we celebrate with stupid hats and plastic plates,
the fact that were able to make another trip around the sun.
And the whole plan gathers round' gifts and laughter do will bound,
we let out a joyful and sing that stupid song.
Happy Birthday, now your one year older.
Happy Birthday, your still isn't over.
Happy Birthday, you did not accomplish much.
But you didn't die this year i guess that's good enough.

So lets drink to your fading health, and hope you don't yourself
your chance of finding fame and wealth decrease with every year.
Dose it feel like your doing laps, eating food and taking naps,
and hoping that some day, perhaps, your life will hold some cheer.

Happy Birthday, what have you done that matters?
Happy Birthday, your starting to get fatter.
Happy Birthday, it's downhill from now on.
not to remind yourself your best years are all gone.

If cryogenics were all free then you could live like Walt Disney
And live for all eternity inside a block of ice.
But instead your time set this is only life you get,
And though it hasen't ended yet some times you wish it MIGHT!

Happy Birthday, you wish you had more money.
Happy your lifes so sad it's funny.
Happy Birthday, how much more can you take?
But your friends are hungry so just cut the stupid cake.

Happy Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Dear.....
(muttering)
Ralph, Bill, Graphton, Stanley, Frank, Skippy the Butch Kangroo, Bob,
Starts with a G.. G.. Blah! Blah! Blah!