Fuck Christmas! It's a waste of time Fuck Santa He's just out to get your Fuck Holly and Fuck Ivy And fuck all that mistletoe White-bearded big bastards Ringing bells where you go And bloated men in shopping malls All going Ho-Ho-Ho It's fucking time again!
Fuck Christmas It's a fucking Disney show Fuck reindeer And that fucking snow Fuck carols And fuck Rudolph And his fucking nose fucking sleigh bells tinkling Everywhere you fucking goes Fuck stockings fuck shopping It just drives us all insane. Go the elves To fuck themselves It's Christmas time again!