Fuck Christmas! It's a waste of fucking time Santa He's just to get your dime, Fuck Holly and Fuck Ivy And fuck all mistletoe White-bearded big fat bastards Ringing bells where e'er you go And bloated men shopping malls All Ho-Ho-Ho It's fucking Christmas time again!
Fuck Christmas It's fucking Disney show Fuck reindeer And all that fucking Fuck carols And fuck Rudolph And his stupid fucking And fucking sleigh bells tinkling Everywhere you fucking goes stockings and fuck shopping It just drives us all insane. Go the elves To fuck themselves It's Christmas time again!