She’s got the kind of look that defies gravity She’s the greatest cook And she’s fat free
She’s been to private school And she speaks perfect French She’s got the friends Oh isn’t she cool
She pratices Tai Chi She’d never lose her nerve She’s more than you deserve She’s just far better than me
Hey hey
So don’t bother I won’t die of deception I promise you won’t ever see me cry Don’t feel sorry
And don't bother I’ll be But she’s waiting The ring you gave to her will lose its shine So don’t bother, be unkind
I’m sure she doesn’t know How to touch like I would I beat her at that one good Don’t you think so?
She’s almost 6 feet tall She must think I’m a flea I’m really a cat you see And it’s not my life at all
Hey hey
So don't bother I won’t die of deception I promise you won’t ever see me cry Don’t sorry
Don’t bother I’ll be fine But she’s waiting The ring you gave to her lose its shine So don’t bother, be unkind
For you, I’d give up all I own And move to a communist country If you came with me, of course And I’d file my nails so they don’t hurt you And lose those pounds, and learn about football If it made you stay, but you won’t, but you won’t
So don’t bother, be fine, I’ll be fine, I’ll be fine, I’ll be fine Promise you won’t ever me cry
And after all I’m glad that I’m not your type Promise you won’t ever see me cry
So don’t bother, I’ll be fine, I’ll be fine, I’ll be fine, I’ll be fine you won’t ever see me cry
And after all I’m glad that I’m not your type Promise you won’t ever see me cry