She’s got the kind of look that defies gravity She’s greatest cook And she’s fat free
She’s been to private school And she speaks perfect French She’s got the friends Oh isn’t she cool
She pratices Tai Chi She’d never lose her nerve She’s more than you deserve She’s just far better than me
Hey hey
So don’t bother I won’t die of deception I promise you won’t ever see me cry Don’t feel sorry
And don't bother I’ll fine But she’s waiting The ring you gave to her will lose its shine don’t bother, be unkind
I’m sure she doesn’t know How to touch you like I would I beat her at that one good Don’t you think so?
She’s almost 6 feet tall She must think I’m flea I’m really a cat you see And it’s not my last life at all
Hey hey
So don't bother I won’t die of deception I promise you won’t ever see me cry Don’t feel sorry
bother I’ll be fine But she’s waiting The ring you gave to her will lose its shine So don’t bother, be unkind
you, I’d give up all I own And move to a communist country If you came with me, of course And I’d file my nails so they don’t hurt you And lose those pounds, and learn about football If it made you stay, but you won’t, you won’t
So don’t bother, I’ll be fine, I’ll be fine, I’ll be fine, I’ll be fine Promise you won’t see me cry
And after all I’m glad that I’m not your type Promise you won’t ever see me cry
So don’t bother, I’ll be fine, I’ll be fine, I’ll be fine, I’ll be fine Promise you won’t ever see me cry
And after all I’m glad that I’m not your Promise you won’t ever see me cry