I brush my teeth and look in the And laugh out loud as I'm beaming from ear to ear I'd rather pick flowers instead of fights And rather than flaunt my style I'd flash you a smile of clean pearly
I've been to dentist a thousand times So I know the drill I smooth my hair Sit back in the chair But somehow I still get the chills
\"Have a seat,\" he says pleasantly As he shakes my hand practically laughs at me \"Open up nice and wide,\" he says peering in And with a smirk says \"don't have a fit, this'll just pinch a bit,\" as he tries not to grin
When hygienist leave on long vacations That's when dentists scream and their patience Talking only brings the toothaches on Because I say the stupidest things if my result goes south I'll swallow my pride with an Aspirin And shut mouth
Golf and alcohol don't mix And that's why I don't drink and drive Because good grief, I'd knock my teeth And have to kiss my smile goodbye
I've been to the dentist a thousand times I know the drill I smooth my hair Sit back in the chair But somehow I still get the chills