Good morning, dearly beloved We are gathered today To watch two people we know make a big mistake They'll stand up at the alter And solemnly swear i do They'll be together forever 'til they find somebody
Her daddy's in the front Muttering oh no here we go again They had a couple dates Now she's three months late it's twenty buck a plate i spent, oh:
Good morning, dearly beloved I'd like to welcome ya'll To see the side-effects of sex and alcohol Please your heads and join me In a prayer for these two Who'll be together forever 'til they find somebody new
The bride is a flirt and the groom is worse he's putting the ring on her He's checking out the Thinking that he might take The maid of honor's honor, oh:
Welcome, dearly beloved are here this afternoon To throw rice as these two Drive down the road to With cans tied to the bumper And a dragging muffler too They'll be together forever Until they find somebody new
So raise glass and join me Here's to the bride and groom They'll be together forever 'til they find somebody new