It an awful autumn night I took my car for a ride The speakers were pounding death and grind I accelerate and left the cops behind They couldn't stop I was going crazy fast (Ha ha ha ha ha, police police potato pig) Tried to drive faster than the on the stereo (Ha ha ha ha ha, faster than a maniac) Suddenly a deer was running towards me No time to react the hit was a fact I stopped and out of car To see if the deer was alive The deer was not dead It kicked me in the dead (Ha ha ha ha ha, I fell unconscious to the ground) When I woke up The and the car was gone (Ha ha ha ha ha, I am biggest loser in the world) I took a cab... to the town When I arrived I saw dead people on the ground Finally I found car, with four dead people under it Of course the deer was gone police came and surrounded me \"Is this your car, sir?\" \"Yes it's my car, ass!\" \"Then you're coming with us, you're going to jail!\" Nooooooooooooooo! 10 years has gone Since I went to jail been gangraped every night