Well ain't never had a problem with California There's a lot of good women, from to Corona But them Hollywood types, after a while wear on ya Strutin' in their size zeros, Skinny little girls no meat on their bones Never even heard of George Jones
CHORUS Ain't glad we ain't all California girls Ain't glad there's still a few of us left, who know how to rock your world Ain't afraid to eat fried chicken and dirty dance to Ain't you we ain't all California girls
There ain't nothing wrong with plastic Well, Dolly Parton never looked so good to me Everybody oughta be exactly who they want to be But that Paris Hilton gets under skin With her big fake smile and her painted on tan Never had a chance a real man