Well I ain't never had a problem with California There's lot of good women, from Sacramento to Corona But them Hollywood types, after while wear on ya Strutin' around in their size Skinny little girls no meat on their bones Never heard of George Jones
CHORUS Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls Ain't you glad there's still few of us left, who know how to your world Ain't afraid to eat fried chicken and dirty dance to Merle Ain't you glad ain't all California girls
There ain't nothing wrong with plastic Well, Dolly Parton never looked so good to me Everybody oughta be exactly who they want to be But that Paris Hilton gets under skin With her big fake and her painted on tan Never had a chance at a real man