Well ain't never had a problem with California There's a lot of good women, from Sacramento to Corona But them Hollywood types, after a wear on ya Strutin' in their size zeros, Skinny little girls no meat on their bones Never even heard of George Jones
CHORUS Ain't glad we ain't all California girls Ain't you glad there's still a of us left, who know how to rock your world Ain't afraid to eat chicken and dirty dance to Merle Ain't you glad we ain't all California
There ain't nothing wrong with plastic surgery Well, Dolly Parton never looked so good to me Everybody be exactly who they want to be But that Paris gets under my skin With her big fake smile and her painted tan Never had a chance at a real man