Well I ain't never had a problem with California There's a of good women, from Sacramento to Corona them Hollywood types, after a while wear on ya Strutin' around in their size zeros, Skinny little girls no meat on their Never even heard of George Jones
CHORUS you glad we ain't all California girls Ain't glad there's still a few of us left, who know how to rock your world Ain't afraid to eat fried and dirty dance to Merle you glad we ain't all California girls
There ain't nothing wrong with plastic surgery Well, Dolly never looked so good to me Everybody oughta be exactly who they want to be that Paris Hilton gets under my skin With big fake smile and her painted on tan Never had a chance at a real man