Well I ain't never a problem with California There's a lot of good women, from to Corona But them Hollywood types, after a while wear on ya Strutin' around in their size zeros, Skinny little girls meat on their bones Never even heard of George Jones
CHORUS you glad we ain't all California girls Ain't you glad there's still a of us left, who know how to rock world Ain't afraid to eat fried chicken and dirty dance to Merle you glad we ain't all California girls
There ain't nothing wrong with plastic Well, Dolly Parton never looked so good to me Everybody oughta be exactly they want to be But that Paris Hilton gets under my skin With her big smile and her painted on tan Never had a chance at a real man