Devil: Once knew a girl Her name was Barbara Cutest little muffin you have ever Livin' in St. Louis Chase Hotel Lord: I know the place D: And she there With her mommy and daddy And her little brother Skipper Who was just thirteen Backup Just thirteen
D: Went to Church every morning Said their Prayers real loud every night She was the best little girl In the whole town
Lord: Watch it, Devil
Devil: Sorry, Lord But you know I'm You know I'm right
One morning in lobby I whispered in her ear \"Honey it's too hot today to go to Whyn't you call up that cute little lifeguard? He's out by the hotel pool\"
They drank all her daddy's whisky they took all her mama's pills They were found the next day in their own vomit [Angels gasp] Poor little fool Poor little fool