[Beelz] yes, you are fucked, shit out of luck now i'm complete and my cock you will suck the world will be mine and you're first in line you brought me the pick and now you both shall die!
[JB] Wait! wait! Wait! you muthafucka we challenge you to a rock off! give us one to rock your socks off
[Beelz] Fuck, fuck, fuck the demon code prevents me from declining a rock off challenge what are your terms? what is the catch?
[JB] If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to hell. and you will have to pay our rent
[Beelz] And what if *i* win? [JB] then you can take Kage back to hell... [KG] What? [JB] trust me Kage, it’s the only way, [KG] What the fuck are you talking about? [JB] to be little bitch. [Beelz] Fine! Let the rock off begin!hahahahaa Im the devil, i love metal! Check this riff, it's fucking tasty i'm the devil, i can do what i want, whatever i got i'm gonna flaunt, there's never been a rock off that i've ever lost i can’t wait to take Kage back to i'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel i'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel
[JB] Noooooo! cmon Kage, let fight his music with our music [KG] there's just no way that we can win, was a masterpiece. [JB] listen to me [KG] he rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man [JB] goddamn-it Kage, he gonna make you his sex slave, you’re gonna gargle mayonnaise unless we bust a massive monster mamma-jam. [KG] dude, we've been through so much shit, [JB] deactivated lasers with my dick [BOTH] now it’s time to blow this fucker [JB] C'mon Kage now it's time to blow doors down [KG] I hear ya Jables now it's time to blow doors down [JB] Light up the stage ‘cause it’s time for a showdown [KG] We'll bend you over then we'll take ya to brown town [BOTH] Now we've got to blow this fucker down [KG] He's gonna rape me if we do not doors down [JB] C'mon Kage ‘cause it's time to blow doors down [KG] OOOOOOh We’ll pile-drive ya, it's time for the smack down [JB] Hey anti-christ-er, Beelzeboss, we know your weakness, our it sauce we rock the casbah, and blow your mind we will defeat you, for all mankind you hold the scepter, we hold the key you are the devil, we are the D [17x]
[Beelz] You guys are fuckin' lame. Come on Kage, You're comin with me. Taste my lightning fucker!
[JB] NOOOO!
[Beelz] ow! Fuck! My Fuckin' horn! ooohh no!
[JB] From whence, you came, you shall remain, until you are complete
[Beelz] Nooooooo! Fuck you Kage and Fuck you Jables! I'll get you Tenacious D!