[Beelz] yes, you are fucked, shit out of luck now i'm complete and my cock you will suck the world will be mine and you're first in line you brought me pick and now you both shall die!
[JB] wait! Wait! you muthafucka we challenge you to a rock off! give us one chance to rock your socks off
[Beelz] Fuck, fuck, fuck the demon code prevents me from declining a rock off challenge what are your terms? what is the catch?
[JB] If we win, you must take your ass back to hell. and also you will have to pay our rent
[Beelz] And what if *i* win? [JB] then you can take Kage back to hell... [KG] What? [JB] trust me Kage, it’s the only way, [KG] What the fuck are you talking about? [JB] to be your little bitch. [Beelz] Fine! Let the rock off begin!hahahahaa Im the devil, i love metal! Check this riff, fucking tasty i'm the devil, i can do what i want, whatever i got i'm gonna flaunt, there's never been a rock off that i've ever lost i can’t wait to take Kage back to hell i'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel i'll him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel
[JB] Noooooo! cmon Kage, let fight his music with our music [KG] there's just no way that we can win, that was masterpiece. [JB] listen to me [KG] he rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man [JB] goddamn-it Kage, he gonna make you his sex slave, you’re gonna gargle mayonnaise unless we bust a massive monster mamma-jam. [KG] dude, we've been through so much shit, [JB] lasers with my dick [BOTH] now it’s time to blow this fucker down! [JB] C'mon Kage now it's time to blow doors down [KG] I hear ya Jables now it's time to blow doors down [JB] Light up the stage ‘cause it’s time for a showdown [KG] We'll bend you over then we'll take ya to brown town [BOTH] Now we've got to blow this fucker down He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down [JB] C'mon Kage ‘cause it's time to blow doors down [KG] OOOOOOh We’ll pile-drive ya, it's time for the smack down [JB] Hey anti-christ-er, Beelzeboss, we know your weakness, our rock it sauce we rock the casbah, and blow your mind we will defeat you, for all mankind you hold the scepter, we hold the key are the devil, we are the D [17x]
[Beelz] You guys are fuckin' lame. Come on Kage, You're comin with me. my lightning fucker!
[JB] NOOOO!
[Beelz] ow! Fuck! My Fuckin' horn! ooohh no!
[JB] From whence, you came, you shall remain, until you are complete again
[Beelz] Nooooooo! Fuck you Kage and Fuck you Jables! I'll get you Tenacious D!