I read the news today oh, boy About a lucky man who made grade And though the news was rather sad Well, i just had to laugh I the photograph He blew his mind out in a car He didn't notice that the lights had changed A crowd of people stood and stared They'd seen his before Nobody was really sure if he was from the house of lords
I saw film today oh, boy The english army had just won the war A crowd of people turned away But i had to look Having read the book I love to turn you
Woke up, got out of bed Dragged a comb across my head Found my way downstairs and drank a cup And looking up, i noticed i was Found my coat and grabbed my hat Made the in seconds flat Found my way upstairs and had a smoke Somebody spoke and i went into a dream Ah
read the news today oh, boy Four thousand holes in blackburn, lancashire And though the holes were rather small They had to count them all Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the albert I'd love to turn you on